Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 463

I'm sure she's doing better than ever

 

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. Also im too cheap to buy shoes specifically for wearing in the shower of hotels when i only stay in them 1-2 times a year

 

Sweet and Sour Pork
Orange Chicken/General Tso's
Fried Rice/Lo Mein
Crab Puffs
Egg Drop Soup/Wonton Soup

Thanks for the assist Rob

Where are you???

 

I keep forgetting to tell @Fucking Dustin that @lobstervegan and I tried Pei Wei and really enjoyed it

 

why have you left bear? i find this to be unacceptable and apawling

 

Derek no im not gonna be able to sleep tonight now god damnit shut up

 

Are you proud of yourself? Because you shouldn’t be

 

if you had to ballpark guess, how many people do you think have masturbated in the bed you slept in? 300? more, less?

 

nice

 

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

 

i'm the king of puns dylan

infact you can call me henry viii of puns because they're so good you'll be laughing your head off

 

i bet dylan hasn't considered how thoroughly they clean those sheets and rooms. he probably has bed bugs on him right now.

 

I'm going to be a wreck leaving Sterling at the pet resort for 9 straight nights :( this is our last night before my trip

 

she'll start sneaking off to the kennel every night when Dylan's back

 

Stooooooooooooooooooop

 

I'm glad! What did y'all have? I'm looking for a new go-to dish since mine is gone haha

 

the worst is that probably dozens of people have shit that same bed due to food poisoning from a seafood place located conveniently close to the hotel.

 

Sunni will have to tell you what she had, I don't remember right now. I had the orange chicken with fried rice tho

 

holy shit hahahaha

 

It sucks. But he’ll be so stoked to be playing with other dogs as soon as he gets there he wont even realize when you leave. Ask if they can send you a daily email update on him and if they have walks or training or agility or swimming classes as well.

 

Imagine how many drunk ppl probably been sick on that bed too bc they're too late to reach the bathroom

 

Shut up all of you god damnit just let me live in temporary ignorance so i can make it through Wednesday night

 

there was an advertisement for Pei Wei's orange chicken on our table and it was talking shit about panda's orange chicken, and saying Pei Wei's orange chicken was better, they were right

 

I hate you rob

 

hotel beds are basically lackadaisical jack shacks