Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 433

Also, holy shit that Happytime Murders trailer was awesome, my theater ate that shit up

 

Robert from Shark Tank is a fucking robot

no real human being acts like he does

 

Going to Norfolk for a conference for the week

 

If there’s one thing I know about doggos is that they have the capacity for multiple best friends.

 

We just came inside from a potty break.

 

I don’t give a fuck about the dog tbh, the fact that he always seems to have shoes on bothers me more than it should

 

sounds boring

 

I have hardwood floors and I mop every Sunday.

 

For you or Bear?

 

this thread talks about dogs and I just tune that shit right out now

 

It’s my own apartment. No one asked me to take them off.

 

Bear.

 

I wonder how we as a society landed on “potty” as the term for bathroom used for children and dogs

 

Please take them off

 

since I'm your friend I can maybe be Bear's friend by proxy

 

What about dog children?

 

@Mr. Serotonin input plz

 

I mean Dylan can climb Everest and win the World Series and he'd still be boring

 

I’m not going to out of spite.

 

And I like it that way.

 

We really should talk more cats and ducks

 

Simultaneously?

 

I don't think you can play baseball at that high an altitude

 

It will be okay I’m sure. It’s on the waterfront and I’m gonna load up on seafood @Ken suggested and drink a lot

 

You could probably hit a baseball real far in the lighter atmosphere at the top of Everest