Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 429

Tide Pods?

 

Photo of Dan

 

hahahahahahahahha

 

Yeah, I’m the youngest of the family at 26. He’s almost 40

 

also a boxer or boxing ref or something damn mario is like a septuple threat

 

let alone finding time to throw so many lengthy parties

 

he pulled himself up by his bootstraps. little known fact, Mario is actually an allegory for the American dream and how far you can take it. pretty far, it looks like

how do you have conversations with your family? I love mine but it seems like we have very little in common and it's just small talk lol

 

I dunno but all of us are hella close and conversation comes very easy, despite our age differences. There is only one sister who I can’t talk to that easily, and no one really can cause she’s just so self absorbed

 

Oh shit, I just got a pass for a pre-screening of Solo next Tuesday

 

Also, Deadpool is absolutely worth seeing with a packed crowd, as long as you're not sitting next to an annoying sonofabtich in Deadpool apparel like I was

 

Oh god I was just taking out the trash at work and whatever unholy liquid was in the trash bag just leaked all over me fucking RIP

 

Taste it

 

K

 

Request the rest of the day off

 

I’ve had kale chips and cinnamon apple! How are you making them?

 

All the recipes really just call for brushing some olive oil, sprinkling whatever season necessary and baking at 250-300 degrees. The apple ones take 3 hours at a low heat but look really worth it.

 

sounds unreal tbh. I'm gonna make more of an effort

 

You're also weird and social

 

Took awhile for us to get here, and unfortunately some personal tragedies as well, but it’s very nice. I’ll say this though, we certainly aren’t close due to dumb bullshit like Facebook. Texting and phone calls and seeing each other irl as much as possible

 

Oh right yes this too

 

What we talking about today fellow weirdos?

 

This is anarchy

 

I wish I was better at talking to my grandma. I spoke to her the other day for the first time in almost a year. She’s super healthy but I mean she’s 94. Can’t have too much longer

 

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