Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 428

que?

 

jpags

 

I think it's just the fast cut

 

I smell p bad rn

 

who do you think p'd?

 

that and the weird way he handles the mouse lmao

 

me

 

just now?

 

I hope @oldjersey is really like this in real life and it all isn't just an act like @dylan

 

I'm assuming he's just like he is on his podcast

I will confirm for you all when I visit him

 

@Henry knows me irl

 

I'm very self deprecating and don't take myself seriously, which is how I am on here lol.

 

Oh yeah that's raw, unfiltered Dan.

 

It'd be cool if there was a Mario game but it's just the plumber part of his life and you respond to house calls and fix sinks and stuff

 

I don't think he is canonically a plumber anymore.

 

bathroom is completely flooded
sorry my side gig of saving princesses is calling I'll be back soon

 

Is it like a Zelda timeline scenario where this is the post-plumber Mario era? We can make prequel games

But you can't just discard canon so it's still canon to me

 

also how did Mario find the time to be a race-car driver,doctor, and tennis player,there is nothing to suggest above average intelligence or ability from Mario

 

as a photographer, you using the word jpags INSTEAD of jpegs is killing me.

 

I can't answer for the other two but as far as being a doctor goes, we know the nurses do all the work anyway

 

as a person who isn't a complete fucking idiot him saying jpags instead of jpegs is killing me

 

Okay ill just say pogs

 

I think jpags is hilarious

 

jeypogs

 

we're on Pokemon cards now