Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 412

I haven't had a wart in years

thank god

 

I don't know what happened to me but I have one arm/hand/fingers covered in them but my other side is smooth as hell other than the small I've I just ripped off my finger by accident

 

We have this Walmart brand Ice Cream ATM that's fucking delightful. Brownie something or other, i just want to eat the entire tub

 

Walmart brand is on their shit

 

well, are you gonna talk about it or are you gonna do it?

 

Unfortunately I have to share with my wife but if I didn't, I totally would

 

she'll understand. you're married. she has to

 

Damn @Colby Searcy you're youngest is like a spitting image of you. Like straight up some Benjamin Button shit. Genes are crazy

 

that's what marriage is all about

stealing ice cream from one another

 

ice cream is the best

 

Here's the deal though, she picked it out cuz SHE wanted it and I've just kinda been eating it sparingly, with her permission.

If there's one thing I've learned about women over the years, it's don't eat their fucking ice cream or they'll stab you

 

I don't know why this made me laugh but I'll remember this forever

 

did someone stab you over ice cream?

 

don't be sexist Colby. I too will stab you if you eat my ice cream

:)

 

Why do you think I'm bleeding?

All I'm saying is in my experience that's the one thing I've learned. I've never been stabbed by a man so maybe it still applies

 

experience is everything

 

Yes, that’s how he met his wife.

 

oh yeah. I forgot

 

that'd be a crazy story to tell the kids. "let me tell you two about the time yr mom stabbed me,"

 

We were thinking about it but I'm not paying 400+ for it

Is she? Everybody says that but I think she looks more like my wife! My son deficient looks alot like me though I feel, same hair color and everything. Although he's got my wife's ass

 

this is my favorite

 

It’s 1 am and no posts have been made in here since 10pm is everyone dead

 

Hopefully

 

danpreciation day is over