Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 389

New Pokémon

 

I'm a Vertigo

 

I'm an Aries actually

not that it matters

because it doesn't

at all

 

is this a James Stewart thing?

 

uno dos tres catorce

 

it's intellectual resignation from trying to understand even the most basic mechanisms surrounding our lives that people will resort to when they feel they have no control. which like, you don't have control, but rubbing rocks on your clothes won't change that lmao.

 

"I knew you were a Sagittarius"

if I hear that I'm fucking out of there

 

Hank Scorpio.

 

wait is there an intersection between Astrology and crystals, I just know horoscopes

well that and Horrorscope by Eve 6

 

healing crystals ftw

 

If it gets people to talk about me, who cares if it's real or not?

 

don't call me Mr. Scorpion!

 

ya there is, birthstones and all that I think.

 

they are similar in that they are both bullshit

 

wanna put my tender
heart in a blender

 

I know every month has a gemstone but I'm thankfully very removed from all this nonsense

 

I think birthstones are actually just something that came from something in the bible

 

but that's also bullshit so

 

it's like a Minus the Bear show in here with all this bible talk

 

shut up

 

you all sound like aries rn


idk anything about astrology but my ex was an aries and she sucks so sometimes i'll use them interchangeably. i have a couple of friends into it, but they acknowledge it's bullshit. i don't mind it but then i don't mind much

im not advocating for anything i just don't care

 

Wait, my birthday is in November. Which infinity stone is November?

 

We came in third. Went 19/20.

 

I'm a taurus bx my birthday is on SATURDAY WOO