Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 379

Well for a couple of reasons. One, it's disgusting. Two, it's expensive. Three, it's disgusting. Four, there are better options. Five, it's disgusting.

The list goes on and on.

 

mikey is waiting on pizza hut so i don't want to hear another peep about hungry howies you cretins

 

It is expensive. It's pretty good tho.

 

pizza hut pizza is so salty you'd think you were eating pizza from the f**kin' ocean but you do you mikey

 

Go get some Pizza Patron

 

no patron for me tonight thank you

 

Why not? You still got PJ?

 

ok now this is definitely made up

 

fair. yeah I didn't think the political side would really be much bc I don't know anyone who's like prowar or smth. would you read another Vonnegut?

this had me dying holy shit

this is hilarious and I wish I had a job this fucking chill

congrats!

 

Pizza hut is my mortal enemy and it has nothing to do with the actual pizza

 

i ate all my pizza and my mouth still hurts. but it was good. these have been my pizza chronicles.

now i'm going to smoke some drugs, maybe grab a beer and play video games, good night.

 

I read this as Pizza Patreon which I so badly want to be a thing

 

night, night

 

what kinda drugs you gonna smoke tuch?

 

Did a Pizza Hut kill your dad or something

 

Ahh yes the slightly better Little Caesar's

 

if you guys donate $30 I can afford a supreme meat-lovers pizza!

 

I'm gonna do the same

minus pizza, maybe some video games

 

Not that kind of Patron

This kind

 

I only started getting high towards the end of my liquor store tenure, was a bit much IMO because like...I can already get drunk real easy and it made me kinda paranoid. Tho in all fairness I sold plenty of weed while I was on the clock there sooooooooo

 

why are you asking are you some kind of cop

just the w**d kind

 

Can we come through?

 

That logo reminds me of Pizza Hut for some reason.