Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 354

i spent $150 to see taylor swift, you know i'm a gryffindor.

 

I'm a ravenclaw

 

there's a resume template that uses a color scheme of orange and white...i should probably use it considering the city i'm currently looking for employment in, shouldn't i?

 

Ravenclaw all the way.

 

all my best friends are hufflepuffs.

 

you're looking for jobs in Creamsicle, USA?

 

The houses are completely arbitrary none of it means anything, I can take the test twice and get polar opposite results bc idk I picked a different owl or something??

 

oh god damnit

 

told u

 

i got gryffindor all three times i've taken it

 

I'm also Ravenclaw

 

yeah if you don't put thought into it and just choose whatever of course it's not gonna be accurate.

 

hurrah!

 

It's hard to put thought into questions I find meaningless

 

*dylan and carpetelf in first day of defense against the dark arts class*

snape: alright carpetelf, you will be working all year with... dylan

[dylan quickly exiles himself to azkaban]

dylan: he's a green texter! worse than a muggle!

 

by definition, i think this makes you a slytherin

 

so you're a Slytherin

 

That was one of the results I got

 

I'm a grown ass man who has no time for childerns novels.

 

someone's upset he's a Hufflepuff

 

Harry Potter houses are like astrology but worse because I at least kinda get astrology

 

Harry Potter houses are like astrology but better because they matter the same amount

 

even more i'd say

 

also i'm gryffindor

 

you and @Garrett L. being gryffindor are the least surprising to me. which is a good thing.