Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 348

Just passed out on the toilet for ~30 seconds or so :/

 

from sleep or medical condition or a humongous shit

 

The latter, at least I hope so. Idk really.

 

LOL I guess I left my door unlocked last night when I was bringing dinner inside and my car got broken into again. They only got an iPhone usb cord (which worked like 30% of the time) and my iPhone headphones. It's just crazy to me because I almost always lock my car, but it's been broken into twice now. It's like, are they checking my doors every fuckin' day? And why would they? I never have anything in there

 

this isn't really fair because even I couldn't tell which one was a lie

 

mr. s is the only person who responds to burglary with the cry laugh emoji, i would be pissed and crying emoji

 

tell me if you've seen me post this before: updating my resume sucks ass

 

im the most hungover i've ever been on a wednesday im pretty sure

 

What'd you do last yesterday?

 

They're bringing Zima back

Hell yeah

 

It's been in stores here for months now. Maybe like 14 months.

 

What does Zima taste like?

 

I'm assuming like ass, or a Smirnoff ice kind of equivalent.

 

I thankfully don't get hangovers often. Just poops

 

@Dog with a Blog

 

Because I would be hungover today if I did

 

this is me today

 

you poop a lot when you're hungover? Did I read this right? Are you drinking large quantities of Yuengling?

 

just found a template i really like but it's $10 on etsy and hard pass

 

drank a lot of tequila. random barfly recommended i chase tequila with pickle juice. so i started doing that. a lot. then same barfly came to my house and we smoked a bunch of weed and i passed smooth the fuck out with no stories to take the R rated thread here. i suck lol. this morning was superrrrr awkward

 

n i c e

 

it takes a lot to get me hungover--and usually it has to be liquor--but yeah, i'm like chase when it comes to bodily reaction the next day to alcohol.

 

Following lots of alcohol with lots of weed is a sure fire way to pass out early or worse.

 

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