Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 343

update: I had a glass of red wine and will probably go to bed after new girl

 

Fuck me. Im getting two lemon cakes

 

Are you drunk and high and wandering a grocery store?

 

I just spent 12 dollars on pretzels. Dont do drugs kids

 

My roommate is shopping for a party and needed assistanc

 

You seem to be living that rold’s gold life right now

 

ask @Dirty Sanchez it's his favorite meal

 

please buy all of these so you throw them straight in the garbage. pretty sure the government will reimburse you for your civil service

 

Biting my tongue right now

 

Sorry Dylan

 

@dylan

 

How much weight do I have to gain to be considered a bear?

 

God damn right

 

Spill it.

 

I expected more backlash for the pun tbh

 

would you say you were expecting... punishment?

 

Don’t get it twisted cups

 

You stated a fact. Rold gold pretzel sticks are the peak of snack food

 

Stay out of my territory

 

Ever dipped pretzels into icing? Because if you have not. You are welcome.

 

Nabisco

Gross

Just enough room for milk in that bowl too

 

That's a plate.

 

Either way, it requires milk

 

But really tho, never going to use an escalator again.