Food • Page 155

Yall are traitors. Eggs Benedict Arnold's

 

I'm crying haha I'm not good at cracking eggs and that's a true story.

 

I love the method of using a fork. How could that possibly help you be any better at cracking an egg?

 

Also that dude is squeezing the egg so damn hard no wonder it bust apart and chaos ensued.

 

I just squeeze them over a pan until they burst.

 

I usually do one knock on the counter, then use two hands to pull it apart.

 

I can crack eggs with one hand!

 

So can that guy in the gif. He's just not very clean about it.

 

Salmonella is real, y'all..

 

Ella Ella eh eh eh

 

Little salmonella has never hurt nobody....oh wait

 

I want to hatch an egg and raise a chicken.

 

Imagine if every egg in a carton could be raised into a chicken

And then for just a couple dollars you are a farmer

 

Uh no. I'm thinking more over... cock fights.

 

I can help with that

 

I drop them off the roof right into a pan. I learned a lot in elementary I school.

 

I tried to hatch more than one egg in my youth

 

Sitting on them only works for hens, trust me.

Has anyone seen the eggs with the fetuses in them that you eat? There's no way I'd be able to do that.

 

Making kale salad and green bean casserole cause I have the ingredients for it lol. Seems I should have a main dish but I don't have anything really

My mom raises chickens for meat and eggs. I like the free eggs but she's always wanting me to see the chickens but I feel too guilty

 

It got all fancy up in here! Kale salad, green bean casserole with veggie bacon, and garlic roasted potatoes. I'm like impersonating someone who can cook!

I mean the casserole is from like all cans lol and the salad is from a bag but I'm gonna take it as a win

 

I had frozen pizza

Well it wasn't frozen when I ate it

 

Korean steak quinoa bowl

 

That looks delicious.

 

I didn't eat and now I have a headache.