(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 267

Lol I’m listening to this podcast and dude is talking about how he has sex with women who are 70+ and is talking about getting a “gumjob” hahaha

 

You think that'd be tight?

 

zero friction

 

Prolly could create some extreme suction too. Idk, i'm just thinkin' out loud.

 

It’s be something. Maybe I’ll bypass this whole Christian mom thing and go for Christian grandma

 

Or just a young woman with dentures that maybe had an unfortunate accident or somethin'.

 

Seems unprobable

 

I'd have questions as to why someone young would need dentures

 

He’s just thinkin outloud

 

I said an "unfortunate accident". I dunno the specifics.


I'll ask.

 

Subjecting everyone to Ed Sheeren is the exact appropriate punctuation to this thread's latest turn

 

I was talking to a coworker who is around my age and were talking about how annoying and awful it is that every dude on their online dating profile says they’re “looking for a Pam to their jim” and a much older coworker stops us and says “okay I have to ask....is ‘a Pam to a jim’ a sex thing?” And we started cracking up. It really should be tbh.

 

a PJ, if you will

 

Guess it goes both ways. So many girls have that but flipped on theirs

 

I will!

 

My father in law did a lot of crack when he was younger and has had dentures for most his life. So there's that.

 

Not gonna lie, I would make fun of my guy friend hardcore if I found out they had that on their profile

 

Mine used to say "rap game Jim Halpert"

at least it's a bit more original

 

I totally thought it was just women that had this in their profiles

 

old people are literally the most disgusting things in the world

 

Oh basing romantic concepts on film and television is bad, oh great I'm screwed but not literally

 

Don't talk about my grandparents like that.

 

Can I talk about them in a different way?

 

Yeah