(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 266

Damn, i thought we had somethin' special @Larry David.

 

Not good :/

 

I dunno, she replied again with a “you are so sweet. I’ll keep that in mind.”

 

Yeah same surprisingly but then again that's not only option currently while wife recovers from pregnancy but she ain't complaining

 

No winking or smiley face

 

So coworker girl and I have quickly gone from banging it out to hanging out.

So that's pretty great.

 

We've discussed butt stuff.

 

Same

 

shut up Dan

stop trying to relate

 

Audibly lol'ed good job nerd

 

Yeah it’s brought up about every other page.

 

Also had *** this morning and had an hour massage appointment this afternoon, this is the most relaxed I have been in FOREVER

 

Happy Ending?

 

If it wasn’t a couples massage, IM ALL FOR IT!

 

Its still on

go get drinks

 

Massaging each other frowned upon?

 

@Dog with a Blog

r/AskReddit - Those of you who've actually had sex with a friends mom or dad, how did it go down?

 

I've actually already read that entire thread

 

I realized i've read it already too, i've been on a heavy askreddit spree lately.

 

Yeah, I posted this in here saying how bummed I am that I can’t contribute....yet

 

I've got a coupla friends who have moms. I'll see if I can introduce you.

 

My

apologies

 

Good lookin out man

 

I would have liked to have had sex with a mom. But now that I'm 31 with a child, that's not as alluring anymore.

 

I read that as sex with your mum


my girl got back last night from a week away in Florida. Got the sex