2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 342

I went to a Titans game and the beer guy was kind enough to dump ice in my hat because it was so hot.

 

Jacksonville is also close to Frat Beach though and that’s a major negative

 

Eh, most snakes here are non-poisonous and can't bite humans. Alligators are also widely misunderstood, nowhere near as aggressive or huge as crocodiles, and you go swimming in springs and the beach not the damn creek / swamp.

 

If I wake up and there is a crocodile or alligator on my porch, you best believe I’m calling in sick/scared

 

I went to this place in Florida, some Nike Rocket site, and the path there was legit just 20-30 gators sleeping in the sun, chilling. I could have stepped on one by mistake. It was rad.

 

Fuck the Florida. And Indiana. Everyone move to Denver and be best friends with Max's dog with me.

 

I've lived in FL for nearly 15 years of my life and never seen a gator on my front yard haha

 

Why is this a negative

 

Also gators are delicious

 

Like for real guys unless you have a 3-year-old child you're doing a terrible job parenting / watching, gators are not scary. Mostly they're just soaking rays and don't want to be bothered. When they want prey they get in the water and go for things much smaller than people.

 

Bruh come to Havana. We got the python there.

 

Like children.

 

FACT

 

Hence "unless you're totally neglecting your 3 year old child, gators are not scary"

If a human walked up on an alligator, the alligator would probably hiss and then back off because it felt outmatched.

 

look up alligator videos on the internet, you can find fucking house cats fighting and scaring off gators. They really just arent as aggressive as people think. It's literally just the size of their teeth and confusing them for videos of saltwater crocodiles that makes people afraid.

 

I'm actually aware of all of this, I'm just at lunch so I'm starting a fight.

Wolves are also shitty.
So are calzones.

 

Yeah I know, I'm from Florida haha. I'm just starting shit cause I'm bored as all fuck

 

Indiana beer > Florida beer

(But it's close)

 

I'm not sure I know of any Indiana beer.

 

If I lived in Indiana all I would do is gamble

 

Car racing sucks until you realize you can gamble on it and then you just ruin your life

 

The only Indiana brewery I know of is Three Floyds

 

I saw a groundhog run across a parking lot this morning.

-Pittsburgh hood report

 

Oh cool, the Nike rocket sites in Florida are actually accessible? They are all contaminated and closed off in my area