2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 333

States I've Shit In (not ranked):
Alaska
Oregon
California
New Mexico
Colorado
Texas
Oklahoma
Kansas
Arkansas
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
Tennessee
Kentucky
Missouri
New York
Massachusets
New Hampshire
Maine

I might have shit in North Carolina before but I can't remember

EDIT: OH YEAH and New Jersey

 

You have the least shy bladder I've ever heard of

 

I don't poop out of my bladder

 

Quote me on that

 

It could be worse

 

NFL Thread matching tattoos.

 

It was my senior quote too

 

Yo, come to Portland, ME so I can pet ur doggos

 

Stay in Denver so I can become your dogs godfather

 

ok

ok

 

Petty sucks but they needed another arm for camp so whatever

 

Could’ve had Dobbs if you were just patient enough.

 

Could've had Bortles if you were just patient enough

 

Who is Jeb Bush's favorite NFL player?

 

Will Clapp

 

MOTHERFUCKER YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET THE JOKE

 

I thought of that in my sleep and woke up from laughing.

 

well thats a great thing to say

 

Ben is a shitty dude, to say the least

 

also could help win now for when you’re inevitably hurt, but instead you insist on losing 3-4 games with a bum shoulder

 

It's almost a shame that Ben won't retire because then we could have signed bell and struggled this year but hopefully Rudolph doesn't suck and we'd be right back in it

 

“That’s Landry’s replacement not minds” - ben

 

- Ben flirts with retirement all the time
- Steelers take Rudolph
- Ben: “I’m going to play 3-5 more years, I told them that, I don’t know what they’re doing”

???

 

Maybe he's trying to motivate rudolph? Probably not

 

He needs to get over himself. 3 of 4 of their first three round picks will see the field this year. And Marcus Allen will probably play special teams immediately too.