Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 79

yes

 

Is that a fat joke!?


I've had a crisis with my weight. I am now so fat that I have begun snoring. It's rock bottom for me. I can't be fucking SNORING.

 

It's such a wonderful episode I cry every time

 

It's the opposite, your """""meme""""" told me I can only pick one

This is hurting the ice cream truck economy

 

Oh I thought you meant I am eating all the ice cream, idk, I moved all day yesterday i am tired af. Thanks for calling me a responsible eater who can portion correctly.

 

You're welcome and thank you for calling me an irresponsible eater who should be killed for his meat

 

Y'all in Texas eat too much idk

 

Yessss. The finale gets me every time too. It's the best.

 

The proposal episode might be the one that hit me the most

I'm so soft

 

5 but there are many good options here, an all star list of classics

 

Because when I die I'm not gonna be like "I wish I tasted less things"

 

Yessss that one too.

Me same.

 

What show are you talking about

 

Parks and Rec

 

I had a friend everyone used to call "Dry Rub". She didn't really appreciate it as much as we did though.

 

Should introduce her to my friend Floppy.

 

Red flag warning. Ohio weather is the worst.

 

we're all aware.

 

Delete both of those posts Elf and Serotonin

 

Oh my god it's so slow at work. I am so bored. I'm getting ready to start a fight.

 

i have a show tomorrow night that's three hours away each way and i feel like dogshit so i'm hydrating my face off

 

Allergies are killing me

 

My boss is a crazy Polish lady who keeps yelling

 

Tell her "Zamknij kurwa raz!"