Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 77

remember the c-box from two threads ago? imagine that but with bbq sauce

 

Jacob's prized possession

 

turkey fuckin sucks

wings is good

 

you all can tease me all you want about my height, my temper, my lack of soul or conscious, my piss poor attitude, my inability to gain and maintain meaningful relationships, or anything else about me, but you cross the line at insulting my hometown's bbq. good day to you all and may you rot in hell for the crimes you have committed here.

 

so your perfect world would not have turkeys?

 

i don't mind the creature i just don't want it's flesh in my mouth

 

yeah i've been there buddy

 

I would never tease you or insult Applebee's

 

For the record all regional BBQ that is good enough to be in the big 4 is good

It's not like if I went to KC and someone asked what I wanted to eat I'd be like "NOT BARBECUE" I'd eat that shit up

 

That was half of the joke sir!

 

I will eat any BBQ, I'm a stupid yankee I don't know about different regions, just give me that pulled pork

 

i will eat any food, seriously, i'm a huge piece of shit

 

you are what you eat

 

And the sky is blue, we know

 

Number 8

 

i bet your dumb ass had to google it first to be sure

 

My tummy hurts I ate too much

 

6

 

The fact that toasted almond is not in that picture is a huge tragedy

 

eat more, demolish your limits and rise above the pain

 

where's the choco taco

 

I know one thing that's going to get demolished (my toilet)

 

This picture is incorrect, I don't only get one