Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 37

The shit hands down, getting famous like that would be the shits! Gotem

 

would you rather be the spokesperson for Activia or live under a bridge with a bird named Gary who likes to steal your rations?

 

The bird, I can train him to defeat my enemies and get his own food

 

Most likely if I see a movie now it'll be at a drive-in or at a specialty theater where they serve food.

The latter at least I'll be famous so maybe $$$

 

Activia

 

would you rather start a cruise line devoted to Steven Seagal and sink all your money into it or have half your diet consist of insects?

 

live under the bridge but im going to call the bird what i please

 

would you rather wear shorts every day of the year or wear a jacket every day of the summer?

 

im gonna go the sanchez route on dis one

 

Former for sure

Latter.

I used to do this constantly in middle School

 

You're not in fuqin middle school anymore.

 

I’m a prolific pooper so finally getting recognition for that would be lovely.

 

Would you rather mosh to silence for 3 minutes in front of a handpicked crowd of 100 by me or sing the song Eulogy by Saves The Day in accapella in front of the same crowd.

 

ugghhh the former?

 

Never heard this saves the day.

 

Mosh cause I’ll mosh on your face Daniel

 

Jacket, I'm always cold, you didn't specify the type of jacket

And the poop one because people would be going to a diarrhea museum which is hilarious

 

YoU need fiber

 

Check it out. It's brutal Chris Conley vocals.

 

I don't get it frequently don't worry ja

 

K

Mosh

You should go to the Dr for that

Oh wait...

 

idk have you seen his favorite bands

got em

 

no brainier, the shits

bird

insects

jacket

saves the day fuckin rules so that

 

I called out of work cause I'm a bad person

 

Any particular reason?