Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 30

1.25 days

 

not only do raisins not look like chocolate chips but the texture is just completely different

 

the best kind of shower, well maybe golden if you're the president

 

3 days or so depending how greasy your hair gets

 

@Ken make these for tonight too

Dark Chocolate Chipotle Cookies

 

Normally I'd agree but what if you're at like a potluck and you didn't realise it until you've already taken a bite?

 

well good news i split the difference between 3 and 1.25 days, and am now properly old spiced

 

Like I understand if you ate a whole damn cookie and complained but I feel like this is an important distinction

 

What do I want for dinner? I was going to get ramen but now it's too late to order for delivery. :(

 

at 6 pm? or possibly 5 pm? what is this, ramen for ancients?

 

who is going to win the sport games tonight?

 

raptors, cavs, jazz

 

wizards and pacers because i want more game 7s

go jazz, i think it's pronounced yazz

 

24 hours

 

I mean, if I wanted to have it delivered to work, I would have had to order by 4ish. I'm probably just going to get Taco Bell though because I'm a terrible human.

 

Taco Bell is the only fast food I can eat semi-regularly and not feel like a garbage human

 

The Monstars

 

I have really grown to loathe most fast food places tho

 

Yeah, I can eat Taco Bell a decent amount and not feel like total trash but I totally should

 

we went to Panda Express yesterday

it wasn't terrible. the fried rice still sucks tho

 

I once had to give a presentation on pink slime and didn't eat fast food for a good year/year and a half after that

 

These Avengers must have some serious PTSD tbh. It’s just non stop shit

 

Yeah, it’s trash. I always opt for steamed rice

 

go to BK lounge and loudly ask to play that burger/chicken sandwich slot machine