sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1399

The pay she told me yesterday was not enough and I told her so. But she asked me to come in today and I said I would, but I will need to talk about compensation at the end of the day. Guess that day will be tomorrow. Didn't talk about benefits yet

 

It’s quite the common narrative, a man being too intimidated to talk to an attractive woman. Perhaps in your case the reversal of this is happening.

 

what's the position?

 

must be my resting scowl face

 

The ones I’m speaking of are trash so, you’re not missing out. But Cavill is a hottie

 

I've been hit on plenty of times.

 

I was looking at my sister's yearbook and apparently they do this creepy thing now where they Photoshop the seniors that have the best of each feature to create the ideal person

 

Talking to people I don't know and whose interest I do not know is very intimidating to me, have not yet really done that. That is why I suffer from tfw no gf. But it's okay. The sun will rise one day

 

"so.... do you like stuff too?"

 

Customer service for a lock company

 

It's more like

me: do you listen to the seminal emo band Cap'n Jazz
her: no
me: oh yeah, they're cool

then I look down at the ground and wait for her to leave

 

my ideal woman right there

 

what a charmer

 

I love the lack of head. just hair and 100% face. so hot.

 

Title of your sex tape.

 

it would be all head tbh

 

Speaking of Cap'n Jazz check this shit out

 

that shirt is v cool would wear

 

what was everyone's senior superlative? do all schools do that??

I was best dressed (my greatest accomplishment) and @angrycandy was and still is the class clown

 

Not everyone got one where I went. Including myself

 

I wasn't in the yearbook senior year bc it's absurd to expect me to come in during the summer for a fucking picture when I hate being in pictures

 

my school was too big to do superlatives, fun fact my senior year book quote was mysteriously lost/cut, like I filled out the paperwork but it just wasn't in the yearbook

 

we didn't do that in my high school but i was featured in a section for twins because there were like six sets of twins in my grade