sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1390

last night I ate at Shake Shack with @thenewmatthewperry TWICE within like 3 hours and then we got beers in between

 

i go do things by myself all the time and it hasn't ever bothered me. if i had to wait on friends to do the things i wanted to do i would never get to do them

 

hey daddy

 

shut up

 

did you get the same thing twice?

 

you're a cranky daddy this morning

 

...

 

why are you calling dylan daddy? Should I even care?

 

fuck outta here justin

 

What?

 

like everything they do on this god forsaken website, it's all just to annoy me

 

i did

 

I see you've given up on keto.

 

interesting.

what was it

 

no

 

this would have sufficed

 

i was doing so well for these last three days and @thenewmatthewperry ruined it! I'm back on it today tho. And I'm running tonight. so it'll even out.

 

single shack burger

except the second time i did get a shake that was 890 calories because i earned it damnit

 

No it won't.

 

or maybe you're an actual daddy and we're giving you the validation that u crave

 

have you had their chicken sandwich or their hot dogs?

 

yup. all delicious. literally everything on their menu is great. i have a shake shack sh'diction

 

He is a bear daddy.

 

i have not produced offspring

 

it is that bang-bang

apparently the burger emoji doesn't work on this site even though it's an option