(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 263

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More like... hump

 

So matched with this woman on tinder who is very attractive and is a musician.

This should be a relatively easy conversation to start since we have some things in common but man I am wildly anxious about these things.

I way overthink what I should say and just either end up sending nothing or sending something that sounds stupid. I feel tons of pressure to have to be “entertaining” or “interesting” enough for the other person right off the bat.

I am really no good at this stuff.

*i know this has nothing to do with sex it’s just the closest thing to it that’s happening in my life right now haha

 

Found a work around for no vaginal intercourse for 6 weeks after childbirth.

Hell yeah

 

Did it really require ingenuity

 

must have been a real Eureka! moment.

 

You must not know me very well

 

Yes

 

Eureka literally translates to "I found it" so it works well here.

 

I'm incredibly dense like Pound Cake

 

you're full of butter like pound cake

 

talkin' about poundin' cake in here?

 

I'm the mayor of pound town

 

Who's head of the town pound

 

Wikipedia is not much help as far as the head of pound, but you can learn more about Pound here. My wife's family actually owns a cabin a few miles north of Pound so I drive through it a couple times every summer hahaha.

Pound, Wisconsin - Wikipedia

 

A visit to their municipal website leads me to believe that the following site is what we're looking for: the Pound Town Town Pound

Menominee Animal Shelter, Inc.

 

I love you all so deeply

 

Hehe.

DEEPly

 

Yo @ComedownMachine did you and Daisy bonk at Coachella???

 

Any MHJ action?

 

always good to make sure i poke my head in here every so often


edit: giggity

 

I did a bad thing last weekend

 

What's that?