(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 256

No, it's not me. I can cook a better burger than red robin with my eyes closed. Their food is trash. Move along.

 

Agree to disagree I guess

I know but I’m afraid of fires!! So I don’t fry anything in pans really lol I could try baked ones but I feel like they wouldn’t be as good lol

 

Since this is the sex thread, has anyone incorporated queso in the bedroom? Maybe dressed up as a sexy quesadilla or somethin'?

 

not queso, mostly just ketchup.

 

sounds like it would be in your wheelhouse, if anything

 

huh, you mean you can make a better burger for yourself at home made exactly the way you want to than a restaurant can make a made-to-order burger at a restaurant where you don't have to do any of the work and want to pay someone to make it for you? wow, that's so weird, who would have ever thought that would be possible?

 

Damn you on those sexual Hunts, boiiii

 

Y’all just have trash applebees I think wtf mozz sticks here are always extremely hot and the cheese is super melted which is not always the case at other places which is one of the reasons why it’s always so good!

are there more than one option? Regardless I choose none

 

Ketchup.

 

keave

 

*with my eyes closed

yes.

I'd rather eat a $3 burger from in-n-out or even wendys than a $10 burger from red robin. You can defend red robin all you want, but there's really not much worth defending.

 

Red Robin is always lukewarm for some reason. Like it's a part of their process or somethin'.

 

two completely different styles of burgers, you're losing the thread here, ken. you can save yourself. just admit you were wrong

 

every time I go to Red Robin I leave with a different impression

last time was kinda shitty, the time before that was really good, and on and on and on

 

I also like Red Robin but I don’t want my reputation being the trash defender so. I’m picking one hill to die on I guess but generally speaking I like most trashy chain restaurants ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Two completely different styles of burgers? Keep reaching lol. Comparing a burger to another burger is completely fair game.

 

i’ve only been to red robin once and it sucked

 

I love when Ken and Dylan argue about food

 

You're so ******.

 

I don't. He's always wrong and it always annoys me. He's so persistent, like a dog begging for food.

 

Also this food I mean sex thread has gotten me very hungry and I’m going to venture to the grocery store. But like if I’m already gonna be at Publix and hungry af I might as well get a pub sub right?! Right.

 

maybe you should educate yourself a little more, ken.

A Taxonomy of Burger Styles

 

is pub sub a sex thing?

 

Oh, who knew that burgers could be made different ways!1 thank you for the enlightenment.