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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 252

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Your Milkshake Apr 17, 2018
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    its a hell no for me personally
     
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  2. thesoftskeleton Apr 17, 2018
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  3. Your Milkshake Apr 17, 2018
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    I hope shes a margarita bot
     
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  4. Your Milkshake Apr 17, 2018
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    “Um no thanks. Where those margaritas tho?”
     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 17, 2018
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    how many $5 margaritas does it take to just wind up in a threesome, Chorus investigates
     
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  7. SlappinCups Apr 17, 2018
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    [cut to milkshake in a darkened room, his face blacked out and voice modulated]

    I told her I had three backstage passes to smashmouth
     
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  8. Taketimeandfind Apr 17, 2018
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    I think Chili’s was doing $5 margaritas today too
     
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  9. mr_november Apr 17, 2018
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    They don't put that much tequila in a $5 marg
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog Apr 17, 2018
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    so much sugar :cringe:
     
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  11. Your Milkshake Apr 18, 2018
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    she better not have asked someone to go to a Chilis then threesome. listen to the sound of that. or Applebees even worse.
     
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  12. oldjersey Apr 18, 2018
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  13. Cgarnsay Apr 18, 2018
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    Yeah, Applebees is the worst
     
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  15. CobraKidJon Apr 18, 2018
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    the bowling alley I went to last night had $2 margaritas so i had like 10 of them tbh

    (it was like 4)
     
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  16. Mr. Serotonin Apr 18, 2018
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    I wanna know
    I wanna know what turns you ooooOOONNNN
    I'd like to know
    So I can be all that and moooOOOooOOorrreee
     
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  17. Kingjohn_654 Apr 18, 2018
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    I love Applebee's.
    I love apples.
     
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  18. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2018
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    Do you actually love Applebee’s ?
     
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  19. Kingjohn_654 Apr 18, 2018
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    We bought a freeze dryer a couple months ago and I love putting apples in there
     
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  20. Kingjohn_654 Apr 18, 2018
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    I like Applebee's.
    It's where poor people eat out as families.
     
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  21. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2018
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    I’d rather eat at home 100% of the time
     
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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 18, 2018
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    run away with me Platinum

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  24. Mr. Serotonin Apr 18, 2018
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    I'd rather eat pebbles and Lily pads aka Nymphaeaceae than Applebees.
     
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  25. Joe4th Apr 18, 2018
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    You're better off just grabbing frozen food for cheaper at the grocery store because that's literally all Applebee's is
     
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  26. CobraKidJon Apr 18, 2018
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    one of the acquaintances I know always tries to go to Applebee's to watch football and it's just like why.

    He loves Applebee's and all those kinds of places.
     
  27. Kingjohn_654 Apr 18, 2018
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    But which apple is the sexiest?
     
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  28. angrycandy Apr 18, 2018
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    Applebee's is the McDonald's of casual dining
     
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