Daily AMA • Page 389

@Shrek

How often do you shower?

 

well i've probably made this blurry in the past, but while my mother is dead, my father is alive. he left when i was 12 and drugs and stuff have made him a dangerous person and he is permanently cut out of my life. it's just easier to say he passed because it spares me people not understanding that he is a legitimate crazy person, and to make amends with him these days would be to put my nieces and nephews at risk. it's just never going to happen.

it's a tough question to answer. i've lost it about 100 times when i realize my mom never got to be there for a single niece and nephew and now there's 6 of them that will never know their grandma. it's tough for me to look into the future at having kids of my own and realize i'm never going to have a grandma and grandpa for them. luckily, my sisters are incredible and will more than make up for it all.

sometimes i think about how differently life might have gone if i got to keep my mother's influence in my life. when she passed i was straight A's, doing advanced programs in the summer, and poised to skip a grade. when i lost her i decided none of that mattered, picked up skating and punk rock, and left high school with an abysmal gpa. at the end of the day it's my own fault, and somehow i am very very happy

 

every single morning, only wash my hair every other day. if i have a really active day i shower before bed so i don't gross up my bedding

 

Appreciate the response.

You've made/found your own way in life so for that you should feel proud.

 

@Shrek what's your favorite salty snack?sweet snack?

 

@Shrek How are you so awesome?

 

You ever have like, a real stinky fart in the shower and then you're kinda trapped in there with it?

 

i actually don't fart like ever haha

 

oh damn.
salty: i really fuckin' love Ritz crackers. i could pound two sleeves in a sitting. in terms of chips and stuff i prefer spicy over salty so i'm going with Ritz
sweet: gummy bears for life

because i have a ton of lovely people in my life like yourself and the rest of ya to keep my head on straight

 

MUST BE NICE

What is your favorite breakfast?

 

french toast on challah, three egg omelette loaded up with peppers, and the thick cut bacon. french toast >>>>>>>>>>>> waffles and pancakes, i will die for this fight.

 

Sugar free Gummy bears?

 

@Shrek do you think if you unscrew your belly button your butt will fall off?

 

Do you miss your old user name?

 

no

no

no

 

okay maybe kinda

 

chicken or tuna salad

 

would a perfect world have turkeys

 

@Shrek when are you gonna give up this whole Shrek thing? you've proven your point. it's just creepy now

ily

 

Are you a good gardener @Shrek?

 

this is the best question yet

 

are you a good dresser

 

To which one?

@Shrek what WAS the point?

 

Ahmmm ^

 

c'mon man