420 Blaze It • Page 108

lol they took away my employee discount i guess? because paid interns don't count? idk whatever. no matter i'll just start going back to my original, favorite dispensary with the cute black lab who wanders around the waiting area

 

ended up doing those shrooms but only like a really small amount. i kinda felt the onset of tripping, but it never got to the point of seeing rivers in wood or anything, and it only lasted maybe a couple hours.

still really dope though. i ate them and went to the david bowie exhibit at the brooklyn museum lol

 

I miss shrooms. Gotta do em a second time. First time i had a minor bad trip which led into a fantastic trip after some shrooms-induced heavy internal revelations. Im thinking now that im a few years older and my life feels more stable that this time will be less emotional and more visual/auditory. Either way, it totally opens up a new perspective/realm-of-experience which i literally never get with weed anymore (maybe i should stop smoking 3x a day if i want to achieve that effect again lol)

 

Yeah I think one of us isn’t going to trip, either way I’m not really too worried about anything

 

Was in Miami all week for a work conference, could smell weed almost constantly but didn't have access myself. Just got home and I'm going to get absolutely rippppped

 

remember that part of Freaks and Geeks where Lindsay gets high for the first time and flips out and thinks maybe we're all just a part of that one dogs dream and if the dog wakes up we disappear??

I think about it a lot

 

if this is all a dog's dream that dog is having a nightmare tbh

 

it's really in our ethical interest to wake the dog up which is also something I think about a lot

 

holy shit lol. what a wonderfully topical clip but I want there to be nothingness when the dog wakes

 

okay ya'll I broke the bowl to my bong A G A I N
this is for real like the 5th time what the heck
I also got really sad because I realized that I have like no pieces really and especially not any that I actually like haha. I'm like how am I such a stoner with so many pieces but they are mostly nonfunctional (bongs without slides lol) or just terrible pieces (this weird gun shaped piece that my ex got my other ex....wow what a strange sentence...)


AAANYWAY I got a new (bong) bowl today to replace the broken one but I also got a new like actual bowl. I didn't take any pics of it fresh like a dummy, but I did take a video. but I don't know how to post a video here so..oh well...?? hahah It's pink and has a sparkly stripe down it and I think it's real cute

 

I live in dread of breaking any of my pieces but it's never happened yet *knock on wood*

 

Smoking weed in the middle of the street right beside a group of cops and it’s all okay because KU beat Duke

 

I lost my pipe somehow

 

at one point i had a nice collection with like 6 different pieces--a bong, a bubbler, 3 bowls [small, med, large], and a chillum. my mom was helping me move from an apartment 6 years ago though and i remember putting the box of pipes in her car. never seen it again and my mom denies it was ever in her car lol. ever since then i just make sure i have at least 2 cheap pieces, just in case one of em breaks.

 

^^^your mom's sittin at home with wesley pipes right now



so one of the awesome receptionists at the dispensary noticed that the E for employee disappeared next to my name so she put it back, thank you weed jesus. picked up a gram of granddaddy purple. it really does taste like grapes (but like purple grape not grape grape) and berries.

this week's cool thing: wednesday at the ass crack of dawn i get to go to the dispensary with a couple full timers and do some energy work with the plants/building. I don't know how much stock i put in that stuff, but plenty of people do, and i recognize the power of positive thinking and all that. either way i bet it's going to be neat. they do it every wednesday morning. happy plants happy people etc

 

i sent my friend in the direction of my other friend, a dealer, and i just had to reprimand my first friend for making my dealer friend nervous with sketchy ass questions like "who's his guy" and "where he grows it" lmao. she isn't a narc, just sounds like one bc she has not a ton of life experience but uh man not a conversation i expected to have today

 

and also james bong :(

 

Need some more celeb/pun names for pieces...

Bowl McHale
Bowl Edgerton
Billy Bowl (Billy Joel)
Bowl Madden (Good Charlotte)
Ryder Bong (Boy Meets World)
Michael Pipes (R.E.M.)
Darth Vapor

 

David Bowlie?

 

my OG pipe's name was The Crystal Ship because i was a big doors homer at the time

i let a kid borrow it and he never gave it back

 

You really shouldn’t smoke with kids.

 

yeah lesson learned, little thieves

 

I don't think I've ever named a pipe.

 

i don't bother with it now. i'm too clumsy and the average life expectancy for pipes in my possession in the last 2 years is about 2 months