Wrestling Thread 3: Dan vs. Cam • Page 648

eat my ass dan

 

I’ll be pissed.

Give him his dumb lengthy title reign so they get it out of their system.

 

They had their chance to kill off Michael Cole when Booker T fed him to Braun, that would had been the best part, but I am all in for a horror movie-type deal with Matt Hardy and co. stalking and deleting Cole.

 

Favorite Cole moment was on the raw after WM three years ago when lesnar f-5’ed him out of his dress shoe.

 

Yeah, Ive had a Sami/KO/AJ match advertised in like 3 separate forms for this house show this weekend, and yet neither is actually facing each other at WM.

Just as likely that Joe is facing someone who doesn't do house shows, or Roman will be facing a face after WM and they need a heel to fill-in for house shows

 

The “Empowered” special was real good but could’ve done with about 200% less Steph

 

I wanted to watch it but I assumed she was all over it.

 

im glad this exists in wrestling history now

 

There’s a whole section about how amazing she is because of course there is

 

sorry dan but you didnt win

 

For those that are confused, I came across a job application asking me to write a "happiness haiku." i posted it to instagram asking for haiku's and i would use the best one. i ended up writing about doughnuts

 

Why you gotta explain that bro, just let it look like I wrote you a haiku

 

Too easy

 

Former NFL star Pat McAfee to join NXT TakeOver: New Orleans Pre-Show

 

What a flaming pile of fucking garbage.

 

Satin vs Russo at Wrestlemania. It's happening, ya'll.

 

Russo has always been garbage

 

he's got issues

 

Kevin Steen has reappeared on Twitter after Kevin Owens was fired last night

Kevin Steen (@FightSteenFight) | Twitter

 

So you're telling me there's a chance...

 

That'd actually be pretty cool if they showed up somewhere else before coming back

 

Sami is still Sami though.

Also I love how half his twitter feed is in character Sami stuff and the other half is him still repping his charity because somethings are more important than kayfabe.