''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 907

He was like "they look like they hadn't showered in a week" yeah dude it's called being a broke ass band just starting out trying to tour

 

oh poor mary is making her way through catching up now.

 

I was gunna share a poop story here today, but I think it can wait...

 

don't hold it in!

 

Damn guys how good are obrother

 

I agree. It totally makes it worse and contributes to the problem. Sorry if I’m coming off as sanctimonious or whatever, i just don’t like people encouraging him.

Sad Messiah was a truly terrible kid. Like he was super young but he didn’t even try to change.

Yeah like whether someone believes the messed up crap they spew or not doesn’t make it better. Saying messed up stuff that offends people is bad either way and his whole schtick was being offensive

 

Also Endless Light is unreal good

 

I sure as shit did. No shame. I don’t want that virus spreading around here again

 

Ok, well I was taking a shit at work today after lunch as usual. All was good, browsing chorus, you know how it is. Get to the end, and to my horror, there is no toilet paper! I’m looking around absolutely mortified, trying to see if there are any spare rolls anywhere (of course there aren’t). There are however 2 cubicles. I know what I must do, however there are a number of people in the main bathroom area, and people are in and out of the door all the time. I have to bide my time. I sense the room is quiet, so I pick my moment to unlock my cubicle, and I scurry along, ass out, to the next cubicle, where I am greeted with the joyous sight of 2 full rolls of toilet paper. I wipe my ass, flush both toilets and leave the bathroom unscathed, safe to shit another day.

 

@Kennedy alt confirmed

 

this is the worst creepypasta I've ever read

 

Yesterday I pooped in a wooden outhouse that had a moon cut out on the door



I have pics too (of the outhouse - from the outside)

 

Damn. Thought you maybe had pics of the poop

 

My friends and I have definitely sent pictures of our poop to each of we dropped a monster

 

It’s an outhouse... even though it’s the next day I could go grab a pic for you if you want


It’ll cost ya tho

 

I see where this is going, there's gonna be a few more posts about poop, then someone will make a shit post pun. Saved the thread the trouble

 

Nah it’ll literally just be everyone saying “@kennedy alt confirmed” after everything

 

You wily old fox

 

Good morning @Mary V !

 

Oh I missed you guys talking about significant others posting here hah crazy right what a concept couldn't possibly imagine

 

@Kennedy main confirmed

 

Aaaaayyy

 

Ooooooo

 

@Kennedy alt confirmed

 

Now I’m confuzzled