Daily AMA • Page 309

First off when I looked back for my old post to quote I saw this and I never saw it before!! Either The Hook Up or Kill the Lights imo! Or Dramatic. Or Selfish!

What were these questions I have literally been waiting forever to ask this on ur day so I demand answers promptly

 

@oldjersey ^^^^^^

!!!!

 

Hahaha oh man @Kiana im aftaid to admit I was just yankin your chain.

#disappointment

 

Follow up question @oldjersey

 

@oldjersey when we doing this podcast where we just talk about how awful we were as humans and then we make fun of @dylan for an entire segment

 

@oldjersey What would you say the meaning of your life is?

 

Idk but I like it.

To make people laugh and not take themselves so seriously.


Also. Scorching hot takes.

 

@oldjersey

Do you ever think about me?

 

No













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Yes

 

@CarpetElf

What are your least favorite tropes in fantasy fiction?

Started your novel yet?

Watch NCAA Basketball?

 

@CarpetElf What does a Carpet Elf actually do?

 

@CarpetElf want to combine our pun powers and take over the world!

 

@CarpetElf what is your favorite Richard Gere movie?

 

@CarpetElf why was @Shrek absent this morning to get things started?

 

because i'm useless garbage

 

I don't think I've ever seen a Richard Gere movie.

Like me as a person? I work at a florist and write.
CarpetElf the concept? Not sure haha. It's a random name assigned to me by a friend of mine haha. It doesn't get used anymore outside of me doing shit online cause I'm lazy and don't want to think of another name haha

Let's make it happun.

1. The Chosen One is easily my least favorite. That's why I was always more attached to Stannis from ASOIAF. Everyone else is all charismatic and impossibly hot and shit and then there's just this grumpy dude trying to do his job. The Chosen One is never convincingly ill-equipped for his task. Also, not really a trope so much as a pattern and a problem, but like, it's a fantasy world, what's with all the white dudes, man? Need diversity.

2. May 1st, bb. When I graduate and I know for sure if the start-up I'm working for is getting picked up.

3. I watch March Madness. I don't get any of my teams in North Carolina. You think Nebraska stands a chance to make the tourney? LSU I know won't and UCF maaaaaay be able to make a run in the conference tourney. But could Nebraska get in right now?

 

because he's useless garbage

 

@CarpetElf I don't have a question.

 

@CarpetElf How old is the bit above getting?


Are you ready for Blake Bortles to win MVP next season?

 

@CarpetElf why have you lived in so many states?

 

Not your day bastard

 

never seen Primal Fear or the Mothman Prophecies?

fuck this. I'm out of here

 

@Shrek I don't mean that I'm sorry

 

Is this the writing website I should also be writing for?

 

i laughed heartily