Daily AMA • Page 307

@oldjersey would you consider dating a cannibal if she was super cute

 

No but I was down seeing on of the users on this site, Mick, in Miami this weekend and I was at a gas station and this homeless dude walked into the store part with his dick just hangin out of his pants. So. Yeah. No.

Idk you can prob youtube whats up with them, im sure some NPR show covered how they work. They are p cool though.

FUck yeah, FUckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yeah

1. A magnet has two ends called poles, one of which is called a north pole or north-seeking pole, while the other is called a south pole or south-seeking pole.
2. The north pole of one magnet attracts the south pole of a second magnet, while the north pole of one magnet repels the other magnet's north pole. So we have the common saying: like poles repel, unlike poles attract.
3. A magnet creates an invisible area of magnetism all around it called a magnetic field.
4. The north pole of a magnet points roughly toward Earth's north pole and vice-versa. That's because Earth itself contains magnetic materials and behaves like a gigantic magnet.
5. If you cut a bar magnet in half, it's a bit like cutting an earthworm in half! You get two brand new, smaller magnets, each with its own north and south pole. (This is, of course, a joke. You don't get two worms if you cut a worm in half. But you do get two magnets.)
6. If you run a magnet a few times over an unmagnetized piece of a magnetic material (such as an iron nail), you can convert it into a magnet as well. This is called magnetization.

Woah what happened I dont remember typing any of this I must of blacked out

Not as good as this guy can:

I did once, it was.....OK

I should of instead of the Mani

 

@oldjersey do they need to push roman?

 

What? I don't know! I totally would if I saw one. Maybe like some lube.

Mayo

Fucking awful I hope he gets assassinated real soon.

Bro, lemme tell ya bro. Nah bro. Nah.

I'm a walgreens man, in my former life, I would of been devestated. Not sure if I should touch more on that.

Breaking Benjamin
Godsmack
Angel Du$t
Chevelle
Angel Du$t encore set to close it

no

Fuck u

Fuck u

FUCK U ,allegedly.

 

Welllllllllll I actually legit just a week ago paused my membership. I was starting to really hurt and it takes up way too much of my time if I go. They moved like 20 mins away from me a few months ago so if I go I'm stuck in rush hour traffic then don't get home til like 7:45 and I have certain things I need to tend to at night. So I just joined this mom and pop gym because fuck LA fitness that has lots of cougs that i'm pumped about.

Fuck u

Fuck ya

Of COURSE

Pet Henry, Kill the cat, Marry Joey

BBQ doritos, why tf hasnt that been made yet.

Lime flavored mountain dew? Like sprite mixed with it?

Definitely

Hey man I really liked his promo last night, but no.

 

Alright motherfuckers, just CRUSHED ALL THOSE. Lets get a little deeper and i'll really open the book of dan.

 

real fuckin' original Dan

 

man, that is a girthy picture

 

FUck, all I drink is water.

 

i bet it's 80% pictures

 

thats what she said

 

@oldjersey fuck you

 

Fk u both

 

What's your biggest regret?

 

@oldjersey are you on tinder? what's your bio?

 

Please phrase this as a question. This is an ama, @dylan

 

@oldjersey fuck you?!

 

@oldjersey you eat pieces of shit what's the basis?

 

Not spending enough time with my father before he passed.

"If you didn't like The Last Jedi then swipe the fuck left you sociopath"

wut

 

Wow come the fuck on people

 

Wat

 

@oldjersey have you ever attempted self fellatio?

 

If you did, would you do it again?

 

@oldjersey whats your preferred door hinge style?