(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 894

hahahahahaha you wrote "hallow" and presumably meant to write "hollow" hahah what an idiot

 

sorry felt weird seeing so many dylan compliments in a row.

 

Mike out here doin the Lord’s work

 

i know im corny af eat my shorts but today just got great #crushinit

 

Is... is the cinnamon rolls your ****

 

fave? not sure, the outsides get overly crispy too often!

 

i want the 40 seconds I kinda looked at this and scrolled through it back.

 

Sorry, Cam. She’s a green texter. You have to call it off. You’re better than that.

 

We are all corny af when you hit this stage of interaction. Except Nate. Idk what hes like at any stage.

 

Sure no problem just send me an email at [email protected] and we’ll work out your refund no problem

 

I decided a new quality I want in a girl is low key social media presence

 

Trust me no woman is gonna wanna post about you anyway

 

I’m actually pretty much famous where I live currently motherfucker.

 

So I watched like the entire season of queer eye in one night and now I know I'm going to be forever alone because antoni is my true love and it's not in the cards for us

 

as evidenced by penthouse hangs with resident crusher Hollywood “Hollywood Mick Rouse” Mick Rouse

 

Yeah bro. Me and him gonna take over Soflo. Fuck pitbull.

 

@dylan is just slingin' shade today folks



or throwing fire




or whatever cool internet word is "in" this current moment

 

I also laughed at this quite hard


Also enjoyed “im artsy” next to the pic of the flower Hahahaha


I hate to compliment Dylan but I laughed.

 

hey sexuality is a spectrum

 

He's also married I think

 

relationships can be open
okay I may be going too far

 

I am hilarious thank you everyone for validating me

 

I may have been incorrect anyway

 

i thought it was really fucking shitty dylan

 

and I'm sober now so you know i mean it