(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 893

damn supe ain't havin it tonight

 

Jones are you ok?

 

I’m related news, I recreated the PowerPoint profile for tinder and it’s doing well

 

making me want to make a tinder

 

please show us

 

No it’s private

 

Okay fine if you’re going to twist my arm about it

 

haha i realized after posting my post that it read way more heated and angry than i meant it to be.

just one of those weird awkward / too personal questions that gets asked in an impersonal way that i overthink

 

Bio: I also have a cover letter and resume if you’d like to see those as well.

 

best part: "definitely wasn't drunk and depressed when i made this"


which is funny because that's what my parents always say about me.

 

wow mine just says my dogs are cooler than me so no wonder I get no swipes at all

 

@dylan great presentation, but sometimes it's the little things that count - you got your blue bullets overlapping with the blue streak on the left. come on man, this ain't a game. get serious.

 

there was a lot of text and pics to include but limited to the 1x1 square format meant design sacrifices had to be made. I tried doing it with black bullets but it looked worse. Trust me, I did what I could. I do not take PowerPoints lightly. I excel at them, you have my word.

 

can't wait to see the @dylan tinder essay

 

He knows you've seen his shrubbery

 

Goddamn that’s good

 

Fuck, that was good. Not gonna lie though, took me a good 30 seconds to figure out that "shrubbery" wasn't slang or something. Forgot it was in reference to my own angry old man rant.

 

I'm doing my part:

 

I need Antoni from Queer Eye to just look into my eyes until I melt and now this ep he's wearing a Strokes shirt like whhhy are no men irl so dreamy

 

uh so im gonna go ahead and date the hell out of this girl. we may not have made it to next Saturday haha

 

Oh he's Canadian it makes sense now

 

have you tried not being trash?

 

Write me bullet points for my tinder and i'll put it up. I already quoted you on my last one so you know that i have no self respect or expectation to ever be happy in my life again.

 

Dude you are an absolute legend. Wow.

 

Fucking “agnostic (not pictured)” LMAO god