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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 889

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Dog with a Blog Feb 22, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    “....maybe we could find some places together.”

    Cmon you motherfuck
     
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  2. Shrek Feb 22, 2018
    Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    my roommate has confirmed that there is no scientific way that this human being is as interested in me as she is. i. will. not. blow. this.
     
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  3. Shrek Feb 22, 2018
    Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    also i texted Jenn and she was very understanding. not a whole lot was said but she was very supportive.
     
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  4. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Nice! Is the date tonight?
     
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  6. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  7. Shrek Feb 23, 2018
    Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    it's next Saturday but she oozed excitement about it last night and i feel like the prettiest boy at the ball
     
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  8. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I do not care for your description of her excitement. It sounds viscous and weird.
     
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  10. Shrek Feb 23, 2018
    Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i probably could've picked a better adjective
     
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  11. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    But I am otherwise happy for you.
     
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  12. SlappinCups Feb 23, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    this her? #RetweetIfURANinetiesKid

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Shrek Feb 23, 2018
    Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

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  15. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    "Excreted", maybe.
     
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  16. SlappinCups Feb 23, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    good lord
     
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  17. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I'm sorry Cups. I'm on one this mornin' cause it's Friday and i'm just in an incredible mood thinkin' about the possibility of taking a half day off.
     
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  18. SlappinCups Feb 23, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    do it, you deserve it sero
     
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  19. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I've just got a wall of horrible adjective combos in my head now.
     
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  20. Shrek Feb 23, 2018
    Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i am gushing with optimism myself
     
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  21. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Slick with anticipation.
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Lubed with confidence and drippin' excitement
     
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  24. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    The first person to work moist into their combo has gone too far.

    Which sounds like an innuendo in itself...
     
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  25. Shrek Feb 23, 2018
    Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    true.png
     
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  26. supernovagirl Feb 23, 2018
    supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    I can't keep everyone straight in this thread/site because everyone's always changing their names and pics and it makes me feel bad bc I want to be pals with everyone like you all are
     
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  27. angrycandy Feb 23, 2018
    angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

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  28. Dog with a Blog Feb 23, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

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    @dylan

    Based on your knowledge of me, what would you make my tinder bio? If you craft something, I’ll make it whatever you want
     
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