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rocket surgeonman

 

wtf they would literally say that to you? yeah, I could never get very far conversation wise either.

 

no that was their bio

 

Burning out his fuse up here alone

 

gotcha. yeah, I think I would see that too. when I first downloaded it I was under the impression it was an app explicitly for people looking to hookup, then became very confused when I started using it and that wasn't the case. Idk what anyone really uses it for lol

 

i was always the "weird guy" with, like, a little actual info about myself because i don't want to talk to people that i'm going to immediately hit roadblocks with, i think it's really dumb that's not the "cool" thing to do

 

Shrek, 27

I'm fluent in sarcasm, so if you can't roll with that, swipe left

 

Cup slapping

 

love adventure and beer, probably swiped for your dog

 

i hope no one takes this as a commentary on women, i wouldn't doubt that men are similarly/even more shallow online

 

yeah of course. I've never looked at tinder from that side but I bet the guys are fucking insufferable for the most part lol

 

I hate small talk; I want to talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, music that makes you feel different, memories, the lies you’ve told, your flaws, your favorite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and fears. I like people with depth, who speak with emotion from a twisted mind.

 

I nailed that interview. I am so good

 

i would swipe right on this so hard! haha

 

happy for ya dude. what did it wind up being? seem sustainable?

 

This is my wife wtf

 

Yeah it's in line with my experience but it's not outbound sales so I wouldn't be under pressure to increase sales numbers. Seems like a pretty laid back environment and they're willing to pay what I'm asking

 

Hell yeah

 

Now I just have to wait a week and see if I get the offer. It sounded like they like me and we're impressed with my experience and my answers

 

You never cease to impress me, young Chase.

 

Ever since you stepped into my Kia Soul that day, I knew you were going places. Literally. To see Lydia. But also metaphorically, afterwards.

 

ChaseTxing the dream as I like to say

 

Read this in a Shrek voice