sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 419

1 squeeze lemon into into your sinuses
2 do 3 lines of coke
3 smear tree sap under your nostrils
4 eat a habenero
5 use a humidifier. fill it with coffee

 

^That might work.

 

I was joking, don't ever bring sad faces into this thread

 

Is there a big movie coming out or something?

 

You just spoke a lot of Businessman Words I half understand. But I hope you can sort it out. Free office lunches are the best.

It didn’t bother me at all until it broke. And now everything is gone to shit. I’ve had constant mouth pain for two weeks now.

Did I mention in here Delta officially turned me down for the job?

 

:((((((

 

Friday is the most sexual day of the week.

 

Please text this to lara and tell us her response

 

Last I checked, which was like 2 weeks ago, this location was 14th in the nation in Black Panther ticket sales (at Cinemark locations). It’s probably moved up since then. We are gonna get wrecked.

 

I'm making progress on it, thanks!

I'm sorry about Delta, I was really pulling for you. I know it'd be a fun job and the benefits would be really great for you. I know you've always been a Delta guy, but maybe trying another airline would be worth a shot!

 

Saturday*

 

Its Friday. Friday. Gettin down on Friday.

 

That sounds totally do-able

 

what's your cure for the flu

 

do it then Shia Lish-beouf

 

1 give urself an orange juice and chicken soup swirly
2 melt 3 advils in a coffee and drink it

 

I’ve officially interviewed with Delta and the local American imprint. United wouldn’t even interview me, haha. They’re three of the five airlines that fly out of here and working for Frontier or Allegiant would not be fun.

 

Haha, okay

 

I'm sorry! I wish Alaska was prevalent down there, my buddy is pretty high up there and I'm sure I could get you an interview, but you'd have to relocate somewhere out west I'm sure.

 

can i sub in apple juice and baked potato soup for the swirly? I have those on hand.

 

it takes 3 of those to be as effective as 1 of the prescribed. this is real science. administer as necessary.

 

I'm gettin' a pub sub today, I don't give a fuckin' frank.

 

now im imagining a toilet filled with soup and i feel worse

you're a shitty doctor, kevin

 

This is why you should always consult your primary Rocket Surgeon.

 

u havent had enough time to try it yet!