(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 870

why the fuck am i tagged in this?!

 

I made an vow to always include you in the sappiest relationship posts.

 

either end the vow or I will end you

 

I can't man, I made this promise to myself. If I break it, i'll never be able to regain my own trust. What kind of life would that be?

 

you get used to it, it's not so bad after a while.

 

Sometimes I feel like Sloane and I are meant for each other @dylan

 

have you ever listened to the song Slow Car Crash by Headphones?

 

same with me and my gf @dylan

 

It's like the stars aligned and there she was, sent from the heavens just for me.

 

have you ever listened to the song Slow Car Crash by Headphones?

 

listen to the song

 

bryan and i are in a very good and happy place right now, we had a great valentine's day @dylan

 

the fact this didn't display properly makes it even better

 

no i haven't go away

 

Try using a computer.

 

oh look its dylans one true love

 

i hope that happens to every single one of you happy annoying fucks

 

is this the theme for your love life or just your life in general?

 

that's what i want to happen to you

 

why you gotta be so ruuuuuude

 

because you unnecessarily tagged me in a sappy post about your relationship. the punishment fits the crime.

 

why you gotta be like that dog?

i can bearly stand you right now

 

this post is worse than you being happy. gross.

 

I'm single but very romantic and wish everyone happiness @dylan