Daily AMA • Page 245

i have crippling diarrhea so todays been an uphill battle Ian but ty

 

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@dylan why do u insist on telling me "ill be on in a few" when i text you to come play Ps4 and then you get on about 50 minutes later.

AND SO HELP ME FUCKING GOD DYLAN IF YOU DONT FIGURE OUT HOW TO PRESS AND HOLD CIRCLE THEN PRESS TRIANGLE TO READY UP IN FORTNITE IM GOING TO SKIN YOU

 

"a few" is an unspecified amount. If I said I'll be on in 5 or 49 minutes and then got on in 50 minutes, you have a right to scold me. However, in this case, you do not.

 

few things are funnier on chorus dot fm then ken coming in and x-rating the fuck out of dylan

 

i wanna fortnite

 

no

 

you're welcome

 

Omg I read that post and thought he was referring to the passing of time, like he played a fortnight ago and I thought Dylan was just rly fancy

 

I am very fancy

 

found @dylan's next egotistical user title

 

egotistical?

 

im shitting my brains out and youve decided to start with me? ok. alright. cool. ok. got it

first of fucking all, "a few" implies a short amount of time. a handful of minutes, for example. so already youve fucked up

second i can scold you whenever i want because you DO THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE to rile me up and if you get on tonight we are going to have words

third(more like turd am i right!?![ive shit so much today there are no more fluids in my body]) ITS TWO BUTTONS DYLAN JUST HIT THE BUTTONS SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THE GAME

fourth despite all of this you are still my daddy and i look forward to another month of eating that sweet sweet ass

 

KIANA NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS IS HOW HORROR MOVIES START WE'RE ALL FUCKED

 

How can you have a handful of minutes?

 

they give you a big handful so you don’t ask for seconds.

also enough to share. what’s yours is hours!

 

and with that, i retire in top form. goodbye forever.

 

hey that Penny sure is a dime i should quarter

 

goddamn I’m too good to stop

 

Bazinga

 

That was p good for a change.

 

delete this thread

 

hot damn, can always bank on you

 

if anything sticky this thread

 

Hahah, i better cash out while i'm ahead.