sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 359

Someone tell me a story.

 

i feel awful so my day is going by so slowly

i just want to go home and lie in bed

 

I haven't worn them for years please Ian

 

I know you're stylish now

 

My day was been going pretty quick I guess but being home alone all day and looking for job is a bit depressing. It's getting to me

 

Sorry to hear.

 

Ughh might wanna donate those then

 

To you? Sure

 

Hell no

 

I tried to take a picture of your hippie doppelgänger at school today and failed

 

Hahaha please get this.

 

Honestly, if he’s anything like you, he’d probably be very receptive to me just going up to him and asking for a pic

 

Hahah, maybe try that then.

 

I'm gonna try to get my dad to send me my real doppelgänger tonight. I think it's saved on his computer. Someone from my HS was in Italy and facebook's facial recognition algorithm thought it was me...and then I even thought it was me. He looks freakishly similar.

 

i once took a picture of a friend's bald doppelgänger, sent it to him, only to realize that it was actually him with a shaved head (to be fair i was very **** at the time and also he had never had short hair let alone shaved his head before)

 

You were very ****?

 

Justin was also bald

 

on the devil's lettuce

 

Bear says “keep putting your best foot forward.”


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Her eyes are gorgeous!

 

If you're making motivational posts do we all have to up our asshole level for balance

 

i know x1,000,000

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no, everyone just has to fawn over my dog now so i can tell her all the nice things everyone says to her

 

I know. I really don’t like this. I’m reminded of the Dylan I first met in the relationship thread.

So what kind of dog is she, just a mix?

 

I have room to step up my asshole game, for sure