''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 234

Eva89 · Feb 9, 2018

Colin Your Enthusiasm said:

OK I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!!!!

I just went to Whole Food to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.

I was like oh heck NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!

So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money please."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course, I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me...When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.

I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?

2 ribeye steaks
2 packs of fresh salmon
2 pounds of Vegetables
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine

I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!

Happy Friday!

My fucking man!

Eva89 · Feb 9, 2018

KidLightning said:

I'm listening right now. It's just a fun metal/rock album. Some killer riffs and shredding! Right @Dumblecore?

Delicious

Kennedy · Feb 9, 2018

@Colin Your Enthusiasm is kind of like Batman

Dog with a Blog · Feb 9, 2018

Colin Your Enthusiasm said:

OK I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!!!!

I just went to Whole Food to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.

I was like oh heck NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!

So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money please."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course, I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me...When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.

I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?

2 ribeye steaks
2 packs of fresh salmon
2 pounds of Vegetables
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine

I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!

Happy Friday!

Lmao. You’re a legend. Enjoy that wine tonight, you deserve it.

teebs41 · Feb 9, 2018

Kennedy said:

@Colin Your Enthusiasm is kind of like Batman

no... he is batman

bachna84 · Feb 9, 2018

going to continue my friday evening trend of going grocery shopping.

@Kingjohn_654 I’ll try to post some apple pics

littlejohn · Feb 9, 2018

bachna84 said:

going to continue my friday evening trend of going grocery shopping.

@Kingjohn_654 I’ll try to post some apple pics

Please tag them NSFW

Dog with a Blog · Feb 9, 2018

bachna84 said:

going to continue my friday evening trend of going grocery shopping.

@Kingjohn_654 I’ll try to post some apple pics

You should try and steal people’s groceries like Colin

Kingjohn_654 · Feb 9, 2018

Kitty kitty cat
Kitty kitty cat

bachna84 · Feb 9, 2018

Dog with a Blog said:

You should try and steal people’s groceries like Colin

Only if they take my money first

bachna84 · Feb 9, 2018

NSFW

BTDandFeelingThis · Feb 9, 2018

teebs41 said:

no... he is batman

If he’s Batman I’m Obi Wan Kenobi

Larry David · Feb 9, 2018

Colin Your Enthusiasm said:

OK I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!!!!

I just went to Whole Food to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.

I was like oh heck NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!

So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money please."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course, I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me...When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.

I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?

2 ribeye steaks
2 packs of fresh salmon
2 pounds of Vegetables
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine

I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!

Happy Friday!

Best post on Chorus

bachna84 · Feb 9, 2018

Larry David said:

Best post on Chorus

@sleepy look at this bs

littlejohn · Feb 9, 2018

Have you heard the grocery story?

bachna84 · Feb 9, 2018

sugar ray “every morning” is playing here right now, what year is this?

littlejohn · Feb 9, 2018

I have a pantry full of cereal

Fruit loops for dinner

bachna84 · Feb 9, 2018

shut the door baby, don’t say a word

Dirty Sanchez · Feb 9, 2018

Nooooooooo I destroyed my virtual server

kill me

iCarly Rae Jepsen · Feb 9, 2018

bachna84 said:

sugar ray “every morning” is playing here right now, what year is this?

2018, Sugar Ray is still cool right

Dirty Sanchez · Feb 9, 2018

iCarly Rae Jepsen said:

2018, Sugar Ray is still cool right

hes on BIG BROTHER on CBS

so no

iCarly Rae Jepsen · Feb 9, 2018

Dirty Sanchez said:

hes on BIG BROTHER on CBS

so no

Celebrity Big Brother he's a celebrity

bachna84 · Feb 9, 2018

now it’s cups by anna kendrick.

giant eagle is on fire tonight

Dirty Sanchez · Feb 9, 2018

Dog with a Blog · Feb 9, 2018

Wasn’t @sleepy awarded best post 2k17 by @bachna84 earlier this year?

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