''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 233

Party at kevo's.

 

Do you know why @Kennedy is Canadian?

 

No

Yes it’s her name

 

Yes

 

Did you guys know I like Blink-182

 

@ComedownMachine

 

I’m old and senile I forget half the shit that goes on here

 

Happy Friday

 

You are gonna love this senses fail lp

 

Some people just get lucky

 

you know littlejohn is a character from robin hood right?

that's not a self portrait

 

I’m sure I will

 

That I know

 

and my name may or may not be John, nobody knows for sure

 

Where is your character from?

 

Doctor Who

 

OK I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!!!!

I just went to Whole Food to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.

I was like oh heck NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!

So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money please."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course, I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me...When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.

I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?

2 ribeye steaks
2 packs of fresh salmon
2 pounds of Vegetables
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine

I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!

Happy Friday!

 

Man, that’s a crazy story!!! I can’t imagine someone actually using that line haha

 

WHAT THE HELL


you are my hero. I literally think you are the greatest person on earth right now for taking her groceries

 

Please share your thoughts with me!

 

Also hilarious that she probably lost money in the end hahahahaha

 

this is awesome.

 

also people should steal more from stores like whole foods and walmart.

 

Gatsbys American dream is one of the best bands to ever have existed

 

@Colin Your Enthusiasm and @Dog with a Blog have made 2 of the greatest posts in chat thread history in the same day