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Worth it to keep reruns of Car Talk on the air.

 

I've been known to bone a time or two

Also, "Known to Bone" is the name of my autobiography, due out spring 2021.

 

one time someone called in and i knew what the problem was immediately. felt like a fuckin genius

(his turn signal light was broken)

 

"ask for more money"

"the price of an arizona iced tea"

 

"Don't drive like my brother!"

I know nothing about cars, but the show is so light and cheerful.

 

I love seeing Norm MacDonald on episodes of the Middle.

 

just in case you haven't seen this

the buffalo bills shirt really makes it for me

 

yes the noodles

they are so delightful

 

lol you made me come back in when it was weird damn it

 

meh to paraphrase frank reynolds, i only got a certain amount of time left on this earth and i'm gonna get real weird with it

 

im super exhausted in class watching this french film and i forgot i was reading subtitles and was trying to figure out how I was understanding French. Fuck I need to sleep

 

@dadbolt Finally a bar for me.

 

Epcot update:

I’m in Italy now

 

Dude, what? The french aren't funny.

JK, obviously.

 

after Get Out those deer heads creep me out, well more than the idea of murdering animals and mounting their heads already did

 

Jokes aside, it was very dull. But I’m also on like no sleep too so that could be why

 

Good point. Things and stuff are usually funnier when awake.

 

nbc can eat me

waiting for the curling match to start and it's counting against my "Free stream time" lolol fuck you

 

if it's the same double wide im thinkin of it's p dope. seen a couple of local bands there

 

Hey all I'm very drunk and I ordered a long island iced tea from Bahama breeze what's good

 

Asuh dude i had about 3/4 a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. Feelin' a tad frenched up. Is sauvignon a french term? The world may never know.

 

Yoooo. I hope you enjoyed. This liit is like okay I guess

 

What were you sippin' previously?

 

Lots of tequila friend