sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 239

Sex

 

what comes before 70?

 

Nah, I’m taking it really slow. We went to Wingstop and a local wing place called hobbit. We’re making our way.

 

Interest piqued

 

it's like a fairytale

yes, yes. we would all like to hear more about this Bridget

 

Can you buy used wings at WingStop?

 

you made this joke lol

 

When I pique, you’ll feel it. This whole town will feel it.

 

I just really wanna take this one slow. might take her to wing stop on the next date but I don't wanna rush anything y'know

 

cam after getting laid

 

U think I give a shite m8

 

i do miss the lazy parts of a relationship. like i would love to have someone to wake and bake and watch horror movies with at 7 am on a Saturday morning.

 

Depends on if there's a glory hole

 

No blue cheese quite yet

 

no lol

 

have you ever talked to a stranger at the urinal?

 

There's roommates for that

 

The other day, we were in Target buying the biggest box of c****** we could find and ran into a mutual coworker. That was hilarious.

 

this sounds fuckin terrifying to be honest

 

Atom takes so long to load, but I sure as duck am not using Brackets.

 

Not on porpoise

 

New Emerson Song, inspired by Pearl Jam:

I have not been to Buffalo Wild Wings since we met long ago
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven
Counting steps, walking backwards on the road
I'm counting my way back to Buffalo Wild Wings

I can't be free with the hunger locked inside of me
If there was a key, you took it in your hand
There's no wrong or right, but I'm sure there's good and bad
The hunger lingers overhead

No matter how cold the winter, there's a wing basket ahead
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven
I wish that I could eat it all
I wish that I had
Thinking 'bout Buffalo Wild Wings

I let go of a moist towelette, thinking that's what held me back
And in time I've realized, it's now wrapped around my neck
I can't see what's next, from this lonely Wingstop
Hang my head and count my steps, as another car goes past

All the Buffalo Wild Wing signs we ignore throughout our lives
Choosing the Hobbit and Wingstop ones instead
I turned my back, now there's no turning back

No matter how cold the winter, there's a wing basket ahead
I smile, but who am I kidding?
I'm just walking the mile, every once in a while I'll get a drumstick
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven

Thumbing my way back to heaven
I'm thumbing my way back to Buffalo Wild Wings

 

yeah but my roommate has a strenuously codependent relationship with a raging alcoholic so

 

chlorine?

 

Yeah, take your time giving her diarrhea.