sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 229

commiserating

 

this is a paradox haha, point two sets you up for point one

 

It bothers the hell outta me when someone comes in sits in the stall next to me and blows it up.

Like it's it that hard to shit quietly?

 

you can control your volume?

 

The cakes are delicious though.

Yes

 

if there are three urinals and I pick the one furthest to the left and then you come in all willy-nilly and pick the middle one when the last one is still free, just know that I hate you and want to kill you and you're also probably a creep

 

That ain't milk

 

if you guys really wanna get into the science of **** volume the key is to adjust how ****** your ***cheeks are

 

is there a how to video online

 

gimme 5 to find a stall with good lighting

 

sometimes urinals on the end are really short though

 

hahahaha

 

damn cam shrek is dropping like LSAT logic in here

 

Say there's three stalls. If I get there and they're all empty, I'm taking the one closest to the door.

If there's someone in that one, I'll take the one furthest from the door.

If there's someone in the middle one, it's either hold it and come back later, or bear through it and have a poop neighbor (the least appealing option).

Now, if I'm already in a stall and the other two are open and someone shows up and takes the middle one... Well that's just deranged.

 

so you're saying you're one of those guys, huh?

 

I'm saying I'm not gonna squat to use a urinal

 

Squat

 

not necessarily, if the middle stall is taken there's already no stall for you to go in where there's not a person next to you, you don't have to take that middle stall.

 

I'm not a huge fan of urinals. High risk of splashback

 

Keep up

 

you're a big boy. you can do it

 

No

 

I can but I won't.

 

I find it funny when you go into a crowded public restroom and there's just a little kid with his pants all th the way down, standing at the urinal like he's at his own home.

Edit: does that make it better @Shrek ?

Idek