sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 202

Aw man

 

I’d be more hyped for the TGA reunion if they actually came back as a band full time.

 

OMG. Mom. I got the gig!!!

Wow sweetie that’s great!!

Yeah, on the cover and everything!

I’m so proud of you. Who was it for again?

 

That’s important tho

 

guys i start my new job tomorrow. i dont want to do that. i want to bum until 11am and not leave my apartment until i die 50 years from now.

 

oh my god. i'm gonna have to meet new people tomorrow during that "first day introduction" period and get asked 50+ times "so where are you from?" oh no oh no oh no

 

Or they all tell you to fk off.

 

This is why you pee on random things at the workplace, establish your dominance.

 

just hang dong and sprint through the office whilst pissing

the danglage will get a good coat of pee on the premises

dominance asserted. and youll be know as the funny guy too.

 

Just shout random Quavo catchphrases while doing it too, especially SKRT SKRT and OFFSET.

 

@dylan did you take your cookie fortune with you?

 

This is a very not good take


Also good morning all I have a full work week ahead of me and I’m already tired of it

 

so glad the Pats lost

morning

 

imagine thinking American Slang is where an artist started to go downhill.

my going downhill was being 23 and doing Jager Bombs between vomit sessions!

 

i called in sick
to your funerallllllllll



no but i did call in sick today let’s fuckin party

 

Imagine thinking Elsie is not a good album

 

I have my follow-up appointment with my doctor today and I think this thing on my leg is refilling with blood so he might have to make a cut in my leg to get everything out. gonna be a fun day, I'm sure!

 

y'all, 2018 (much like 2017) is not my year, so far. I just really hope things do actually get better

 

i hope they do too t. sorry they gotta cut back into you and hope all that clears up soon

 

I hope it gets better, with any luck once the leg issue is sorted out you'll be on the upswing T

 

Little Nightmares is top tier Brian Fallon. I'm still online and very mad about that scorching take last night

 

Mannnnn fuck Philly.

 

I feel sorry for anyone who brings up football to me in the office.

Like.. imma straight up tell them to fuck off.