Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [Archived] Soccer • Page 125

oh man....

Apparently the bomb scare at Old Trafford today was caused by a dummy device left in a toilet by mistake after a training exercise.

 

Need this guy back in the EPL ASAP

 

no way

 

Hopefully celebrated Wednesday fan Tango can take the role of shirtless fat man next season. Filling the void left by this guy and 20,000 Geordies.

 

It's been confirmed by the club. A bit gutted for the Bournemouth fans.

 

This guy? If he gets a Wednesday crest tattooed on his stomach, I'll support him for life

 

That's the one. The man is a club legend. We've just changed crest for next season, so lucky he hasn't got one yet.

 

Might actually be more embarrassing than Spurs today

 

That's good news.

We are refunding all fans and offering free entry to the match on Tuesday to make up for it. Hopefully they can all make it back up

 

There's no way LvG doesn't just play the kids with nothing left to play for

 

McNamara.. Settle down. That was pure filth.

 

Almost like Portland and Columbus are bad tbh

 

Just remembered midweek Poche was gallivanting around, living the dream having lunch with Sir Alex while publicly saying finishing above Arsenal doesn't matter and now I'm mad all over again

The quintessential gif to sum up the end of the season

 

"lmao spurs'd it"

-SAF

 

Poche-to-United confirmed

 

Bollox! If they deserved to finish above us they would have finished above us.

 

Losing 5-1 to a relegated side with ten men is pretty fucking awful tbf hahaha

I meant more that I can't believe they capitulated so badly so quickly...we've been playing such crap football and they've looked impressive then suddenly lose 2 and draw 2. Properly spurs'd it up

 

#JusticeForFeo #WoyOut

 

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart, Fraser Forster, Tom Heaton.

Defenders: Nathaniel Clyne, Kyle Walker, Gary Cahill, Chris Smalling, John Stones, Ryan Bertrand, Danny Rose.

Midfielders: Dele Alli, Ross Barkley, Fabian Delph, Eric Dier, Danny Drinkwater, Jordan Henderson, Adam Lallana, James Milner, Raheem Sterling, Andros Townsend, Jack Wilshere.

Strikers: Harry Kane, Marcus Rashford, Wayne Rooney, Daniel Sturridge, Jamie Vardy.


I totally forgot Delph existed.

 

gwan rasher. would be shocking if forster isn't the starting keeper imo

 

andros fucking townsend is in the prelim squad what the flippppppp

 

Best squad we could've hoped for overall. I would totally expect Rashford to be cut, so the outcry over that is a little weird. That midfield could either be great or just a little flat, and its a big call to only take 3 CB's (Dier obviously there to cover if needs be). Townsend is bang average, so it would've been nice to see a wildcard like Antonio in there, but overall can't complain.

Definition of a 7/10 squad.

 

Don't get why Noble has never been called up. Especially this season. Especially ahead of Delph.

 

Delph is a really weird one too. He's gotta be looking at being cut too. Not sure who else could've gone instead. Noble maybe?

 

delph, townsend and rasher will be cut. wilshere should be tho.

it's mental his reason for not bringing carrick (not that he should be going anyway) is injuries but has no qualms about bringing Henderson and Wilshere lol