sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 188

Man, this is the best worst answer haha

 

I’m bald and can’t grow a solid beard.

#CountYoBlessings

 

I haven't posted once in that new movie I've thread yet. Oh well, who gives a phuxk

 

every man is worth the perfect five o clock shadow

 

I think you got the better end of the deal

 

god fucking damn you chase

 

My facial hair finally evened out and filled in about two years ago.

Now if only my chest hair got the memo.

 

I shave chest, and armpits.

Might shave my legs this summer. IDGAF

 

Drank quite a bit tonight. screwdrivers. Trying real hard to not text people I shouldn't.

 

My chest is so fucking hairy. I would transfer it all to my face if it meant a proper beard in an instant

 

text me instead i can be flirty tehehe

 

they should've had more hits then!!

well i'm still waiting on my fair share

I think Rahul Kohli is pulling off the combo best

 

ok michel phelps lmao rofl lol

 

Lol, can you tho? I’d love to see what your version of flirting is

 

today two bugs got caught in my leg hair, so i got that goin for me

 

I’m fucking WHEEZING holy shit. This made me laugh so hard for some reason

 

i can flirt the shit out of you, james. you don't even know

 

Txt me babe

 

screwdrivers are the best

 

"I'm texting u after midnight. I only text special people after this time "

 

I feel weird having so much hair on my back/chest/arms etc, like the only part of me that didn't get the memo that I'm not manly

 

:hopes he messaged the right Dylan:

 

Do armpits get itchy?

I shave chest/stomach year round and arms in the summer. Never done pits.

Did legs once as a part of a dare. It was quite pleasant, haha. Sheets on freshly shaven legs is an experience worth having.

 

"Is it hot in here, or are you just a Soviet death camp "

"The sight of you makes my heart flutter. Just like when Stalin murdered 30 million people"

 

roses are red
as are the streets
when we begin the revolution
and kill the bourgeoisie