sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 173

God, yes. Ever try to salvage that shit? It just makes it worse after you forget, a complete disappointment all around. But you try anyway.

The first time it happened I had no idea it would and the revulsion was visceral

 

I ran the hardest I ever have and it's a 13 minute mile. Guess you've gotta start somewhere

 

One day you’ll be able to run a

 

No I won't

 

I lost it lmfao

 

beers and moscow mules

 

Margs are goooood.

 

lol so I’m moving out and my crazy roommate wanted to give me a hug and he was like, “hey man, just wanna say you’re super cool...and I actually sort of adore you” ha

 

is he still getting evicted?

 

"Adore" is a strange word choice

 

yeah I'd watch out @Dog with a Blog

 

Yep. But I’m outie

 

congrats, James. been a long time coming

 

hope your new roommates aren't methheads

 

As I come home my mom asks why the recycling bins are still outside from yesterday (despite her having already been home) and then starts spouting off how I don't do anything besides walk the dog. What a bunch of shit

I'm the only one that fucking walks her long enough anyway...hound needs some e x e r c i s e

 

our neighbors have this goddamn dog that is basically a horse with really long fur. im p sure all they do is let it outside to do its business and bring it inside, but don't actually walk it. im tempted to go over and be like "yo, can i walk this horse dog hybrid?"

 

Same.

 

this is what well-wishes look like in the year 2018

 

Same. How can you relax when they're always banging away on their hammers?

 

Lol same.

 

Doing all that woodwork

 

laying that carpet

 

Lol same

 

is @Mr. Serotonin his neighbor?

 

Yeah, awake until ungodly hours of the night solving mysteries. And they borrow all your flashlights and magnifying glasses, but never return them.