Daily AMA • Page 165

Update: it hurt

 

@Fucking Dustin do you agree that Ludacris licking a woman from her head to her toes seems unrealistic?

 

ice cube sandwhich or ketchup on a lobster roll?

 

It definitely does, especially since he never even specified the starting point for the head. Like does he mean from her chin to her toes or from the forehead or the north pole of her forehead? And that's just a lot of licking regardless, I would like to do more fact checking on this claim.

 

Ice cube sandwich easily

 

Kinda funny that this ended up being my AMA day because a music video that I acted in might be coming out tonight and it's very awkward

 

I wanna see the vid!

 

Austin and I just sent over our approvals for the final cut and I know Austin wants to put it out ASAP so once he gets it and puts it up I'll link it

 

I hope it's x-rated

 

@Fucking Dustin if you could pull a Freaky Friday with one celebrity for a day, who would it be and why?

 

also, one chorus user

 

I'd probably choose Aaron Rodgers. I wanna know what it's like to have NFL Hall Of Fame quarterback strength, be the best, be in commercials that don't COMPLETELY suck, and be able to deal with the cold.

The answer is @Joe4th and no one would ever know we did it

 

@Fucking Dustin what's one goal you haven't accomplished or pushed off that disappoints you? What's one goal that you have accomplished that makes you proud of yourself?

 

@Fucking Dustin

Who is cooler, me or @thesoftskeleton and also why am I so much cooler?

 

why did my work shirt rip today?

 

Steven Wright is the GOAT.

 

To this day, I haven't made a work of art that I can look back in retrospect and enjoy. I want to do that so badly, whether it be an album or a standup comedy set, I want to have something I look back on and think is objectively good.

The goal that I've accomplished that makes me extremely proud is raising my 2 boys. Every day I'm paranoid that I'm fucking it all up and then I see how good hearted and well behaved they are and I can't help but be proud.

 

@thesoftskeleton is as cool as it gets

 

Ewwww. Okay your thread day is over.

Cut it.

 

So, you said earlier that you're working on a 30-60 minute set. This is going to sound dickish but it just comes from a plae of ignorance, but: are you able to perform such a set (i.e.: you draw enough someone would book you for that amount of time?)

I have no idea how else I could've phrased that to be kinder and not as demeaning as it came across.

 

This is a good question that can only be explained by work requiring something to fall apart. Today it was your shirt

 

someone hasn't seen La La Land or The Big Sick

 

It’s not demeaning at all and you’re completely right too, I couldn’t be booked at a comedy club for that kind of time haha. If i were to do something like that, it’d be a self booked, freelance thing I’d have to build from the ground up to get to perform it. I’d likely write the whole thing, edit a bunch, perform a LOT of open mics/small shows, edit a bunch more, then finally perform it.

 

Hahaha this so backfired

Hell ya you know what’s up

Sucks to suck

 

Pshhh... who needs an endorsement for Dustin anyway.

But really, I'm so gonna fuck him up now.