sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 108

I’m typically less depressed with a tan and it’s been a hell of a week so island sounds cool

 

being stranded on an island sounds better than selling candles tbh

 

Bruh hook me up

 

You need anything holmes?

 

In my five years of employment I’ve only ever received two candles; they’re absurdly stingy with those considering they’re 65% of our business.

In 2018 alone our dishwasher, dryer, toaster, and my shower head have all broken. So let’s just say it’s getting comical at this point.

 

but thank you for asking

 

Well damn.

Well that's intense hahaha. I don't know how to fix any of that.

No need to thank me, I'd ask anyone for candles.

 

and one of those two I “won” so when it comes to free candles that everyone in the company got I’ve only received one.

kinda like how they required us to buy face masks so we could try them to sell them (Snapchat got a treat this morning) instead of just giving us one.

fuck I need to get out of retail

 

AMA now stands for answering Matt’s askances because no one else asked anything

 

after seeing Paddington and Paddington 2 in one day I strongly condemn taxidermiing (is that a word) bears

 

I didn't even have to use my ak

 

Lol, my mom texted me a bible verse and I just replied with, “hmm. Disagree.” I feel like maybe that’s a dick move, but I have my reasons that I can’t get into at the moment but I will

 

hello all, I have wifi and my apt mostly set up so things are okay. What's been going on the last few days? What's the hubbub?

 

mazel on the move, hope you enjoy Denver
nothing of note ever happens here Dylan you know that

 

thanks! i was hoping that something interesting happened or that we found a new dulam to tease. alas, you all have failed me.

 

What about when you're audited?

 

dammit colby

 

what was your approximate eta to the door at the time of closing?

 

I could've thrown a stone at her and there would've been no drop due to gravity we were so close to one another.

 

Lmao just witnessed an all out brawl between like 10 dudes in the middle of the road on my walk home. Walking home on Saturday night is the best cause everyone getting out of the bars are wasted and either super horny or super angry or both.

 

Was it like Westside Story?

 

holy shit the XFL is coming back

 

I fell asleep at 10 and slept until 7:30. No hangover. Everything is coming up G$

 

The Grammy’s are tonight. I thought they always took place after the Super Bowl?

 

Why am I the way I am?