"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 1363

this whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked

 

Why Is Tennessee trying to be New England?

 

Because Tennessee has an identity crisis. Sometimes it thinks it’s NE, sometimes it thinks it’s ohio, sometimes it thinks it’s texas

 

now you know what childbirth is like.

 

This made me lol

 

Odd performance. For such a lively song it seemed pretty lifeless. Why you playin guitar with your back to the audience Afie? I do enjoy how he just randomly sets his guitar down and picks it back up to riff on.

I'm becoming conflicted on this guy. He's such a damn good writer and performer, but his lyrics are becoming more and more narcissistic. I went on that Facebook live chat and he was kind of a distant asshole.

 

Man after I smoke weed I get the best boogs. I can blow out perfect little pearls straight from every sinus cavity.

 

Posts like this just make me want to throw my hands up and be like “I’m done!” And walk away from the internet.

 

@my wife Should I report him?

 

i wonder if there's anyone in the world who has a snot fetish

 

That would snot be funny.

 

just googled this. pro-tip; don't google this

 

You're gonna get all kinds of ads you don't want now.

 

@Kingjohn_654 took over the skurtbot

 

Have you heard the windmill joke?

 

It’s a riot

 

Two windmills are standing in a field, the one windmill asks the other “What kind of music do you like?”

The windmill replies “I’m a big metal fan!”

 

Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The joke will go on my little windmill

 

Never ceases to be funny. Guess it’s humor is just perpetual motion

 

That really generated a laugh.

 

So did your windmill joke. I am a big fan.

 

Really blew you away, eh?

 

I Want Wind To Blow

 

Too 5 song ever written?